the stalker….

sooo i know im not allowed to talk to them because i love my friend and no piece of ass is ever worth losing a friendship over…but i mean we both waite in the same area after class for our rides we know eachothers names…and plus i know they stalked me…i decided not to make things awkward grew some balls and went up to them….after an emotional day and after seeing that asshole…it was nice to end it with something nice to look at…i mean come on! when someone follows u around for a whole fckn semester and they’re actually good looking, thats fckn flattering…

my-pussy-taste-like-pepsi:

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thank you britney! ha but Chers made me laugh the most lol!

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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

thank you!

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